This is the very first collection named after the artist duo: DickBits. It’s the first of its kind, using the input of unsolicited dick pics to create digital masterpieces.
DickBit 001 - La tour Eiffel: The very first of 100 unique DickBits. A French Fellow who is always up for trouble. An architectural masterpiece.
DickBit 002 - James "Sonny" Cockett: The hot smokin‘ barrel that never left the 80‘s.
DickBit 003 - Raver Ray: A shy, grey accountant during the day, but a wild, dark soul during the night. A nocturnal animal in the bathroom of Berghain
004 - Jabba The Cock: Jabba's appetite is insatiable. Lust, greed, and gluttony are running through his veins.
DickBit 005 - Gory Igor: Better bring your rope, hammer and pliers to the first date. And make sure you agree on a codeword.
DickBit 006 - Elon Schlong: Mission Space XXX sending the first meat rocket into a black hole.
DickBit 007 - Lazy Lucas: You don't need to run for success but success run for you. The low effort dick pic done right.
DickBit 008 - Captain Nukem: Duke Never Comes Early!
DickBit 009 - Trouser Snake: He slides out of his pocket faster than he slides into your DMs!
DickBit 010 - DickBit in Polyester Suit: An homage to a pioneer in the art of cocks, Sir Robert Mapplethorpe. Surely he would be minting right now.
DickBit 011 - Vlad The Impaler: The dark prince of bite sized delicacies. Sharpen your fangs!
DickBit 012 - Experiment Uranus: What they don’t want you to know about Area 51!
DickBit 013 - Masked Mike: SFW alternative for the free church boys. After all, anticipation is half the fun.
DickBit 014 - Andalusian Apricots: Minimalistic, fresh and classy, the Ball Pic is en vogue again this summer.
DickBit 015 - Easy Rider: “Dude we, are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we’re the imagination of ourselves."
DickBit 016 - Otto von Bratwurst: A sun-kissed guest at Magaluf's nudist beaches and proud master of his own Lederhose.
DickBit 017 - The Boss: Made of 100% American beef jerky and clam chowder. The coolest rocking daddy on this side of the Mississippi and the pride of our founding fathers (especially Benjamin).
DickBit 018 - Bohemian Grower: It’s not called exhibitionist if you are a free spirit. Your chakra vibrations told me that you really wanted to see my skin tulip.
DickBit 019 - Supersoaker 3000: The wrath from the bubble bath. Waterproof pleasures shot on an IPhone X.
DickBit 020 - Nicolas Caged: Once unleashed, this calm baby turns into a furious reptile. So better hide the key or live with the consequences.
DickBit 021 - Corbusier's Legacy: The controversial masterpiece „Deconstructed Love Muscle“ was only attributed to Le Corbusier’s oeuvre post mortem.
DickBit 022 - Picnic by the Seine: The bourgeois lap saucisson enjoying the warm afternoon sun.
DickBit 023 - Phallus Maximus: Ostentatious, opulent and vigorous. Rumours say his ancestors go back to the first born child of Hercules and Megara, Princess of Thebes.
DickBit 024 - Andy Wall Hole: The antihero of the West Village. Dressed in velvet, leather, sweat and a white t-shirt saying “Mineshaft > Minecraft”.
DickBit 025 - Cyberschwanz: Half-flesh, half-circuit board. This AI-degenerate navigates through post-industrial DTLA, looking for his next target to power his robolust.
DickBit 026 - Looner The Gooner: To pop or not to pop, that is the question. A state of trance, where mind and body align - focused on one single thought.
DickBit 027 - Bravehard: The monster of Loch Ness reveals itself when you least expect it. Its appearance and existence remains a myth.
DickBit 028 - Space Ham: Mr. Swackhammer’s secret monster weapon can stretch longer than Michael Jordans dunk arm.
DickBit 029 - Mr. Freeze: Watch out hottie, this freeze gun will provide you with unlimited cryotherapy!
DickBit 030 - Black Mirror: The endless loop of lust and sexual gratification through compulsive exhibitionism.
DickBit 031 - Sloppy Burrito: Wank and bake is the motto of this hentai devouring chipotle addict.
DickBit 032 - Darth Johnson: This one handed lightsaber penetrates through all materials and shapes, no matter what creature or planet. His purple glow shines through the darkest of dark rooms, making him a feared Sith Lord throughout the galaxy.
DickBit 033 - Huge Hefner: Vanilla scented foreskin masks, coconut oil rubbings and herbal infused bubble baths keep this old-timer in shape.
DickBit 034 - Trophy Room: A collectors salon decorated with the finest assortment of souvenirs from Europe. A guaranteed conversation piece at every soirée privée.
DickBit 035 - POV Daddy: Enjoy a unique view on what life is like on the dick side. Bonus: Also helps tracking beer belly progress when sent repeatedly over time.
DickBit 036 - Route 69: Take this hitchhiker along the mother route of freedom and independence. Just make sure to have the Bon Jovi tunes ready or he will hit you with the Joe Cocker.
DickBit 037 - Dick on Canvas: Dick on Canvas, 2021 / Found Material, Pixel, Skin / 2480 x 3480 px / Provenance of the Piggy and Big D Roc-A-Fella Collection
DickBit 038 - The XXX-Files: Is this really an alien life-form from Uranus living in someone's pants? A parasite, fueled by the precious human erection blood, controlling his host through strange psychic powers? The truth is out there.
DickBit 039 - Proud Boy: Once a sign of inclusion and acceptance, the rainbow boy has become grinded by capitalism. The public pride holiday is now proudly sponsored by your investment bank, life insurance and local police department.
DickBit 040 - Dickasso: A rare self-portrait executed by his erect penis holding the paint brush. Rumors claim it was commissioned by Mark Cubism (debunked by independent fact-checkers).
DickBit 041 - Pig in a Blanket: This filthy piglet is not really the definition of a hot dawg. It's a traditional style of sausage wrap with extra thick skin dough. Bon Appétit!
DickBit 042 - Excuse Me Sir, There’s a Dick in My Soup: "Waiter, please call the restaurant manager. There is a phallic-shaped disturbance swimming in my pea soup."
DickBit 043 - Mies van der Dong: This Bauhaus pipe-cleaner represents the celebrated Mies skin and bones architecture at its finest. A modern & simple form built to perfectly follow its societal requirements.
DickBit 044 - Coq Sportif: A top scorer taking a quick water-break before completing his Saturday night hattrick. A hardworking athlete and a cold-blooded finisher.
DickBit 045 - Prime Time: Jeff Pesos sending his wobbly pocket rocket to the unlucky amazonians on mars, hunting for astronomical pleasures. “The best day ever! Muahahaha”
DickBit 046 - Shroom of Love: Before autumn frost covers the hills and valleys of the highlands, this rare hallucinogen makes its way to direct messages and photo libraries. Effect: makes you see people liking to receive unsolicited dickpics.
DickBit 047 - Artist’s Artist: Freshly leaked heat from the oval office playboy blue-chip artist philanthropist virtuoso himself. Impasto or impostor!
DickBit 048 - The Illusionist: Abracadabra, close your eyes, and not matter will my size! The cheeky illusionist knows all tricks of disguise and deception.
DickBit 049 - Peter the Meter: This inch flexing phallus only delivers fact-checked evidence. Why choose love when you can have data-based cumpounding and deep analythics?
DickBit 050 - Tony Crack: A polymorphic living sculpture, expressing desires and pleasures through the material manifestation of the moment.
DickBit 051 - Hairy Lyndon: A farm knob dreaming of the golden dagger. A snappy seducer and fierce dueller determined to enjoy the soft and comfortable inside of the royal palace.
DickBit 052 - Colonel Walmart: A .20 calibre assault rifle, camouflaged for operation Womb Raider. Call the NRA, cause this guy is not registered!
DickBit 053 - Dieter Von Teese: Lights on, pour the champagne and let magic Dieter tease you. The prince of the Moulin Rouge knows how to stage himself for an unforgettable appearance.
DickBit 054 - Space Invader: Groovy pre social media 80s willy found a way to create a 64-pixel graphic of his disco stick and send it to his prom crush via fax machine. Highscore!
DickBit 055 - Wrap It Ralph: Roll it, twist it, wrap it! The true Romeo sends his love gift wrapped as a pretty valentine's present. Plus: the packaging is eco-friendly. Please send us the unboxing video.
DickBit 056 - G.I.M.P.: The secret behind all the cute red rubber gags. A surrealistic ode to the experimental cock photographers of our time.
DickBit 057 - Tiger Wood: This fancy champ fills 18 holes without any handicap. His exquisite putter only plays with perfectly cut lawns.
DickBit 058 - Investment Wanker: A quick excel spreadsheet break for a good old bathroom wank and a mirror selfie. High performers know that harassment lawsuit protection is a company fringe benefit.
DickBit 059 - Seating Meatpiece: A juicy reenactment of a phallic jewel by the great photographer Peter Hujar, an often overlooked & forgotten guru in the erotic craft of dick snapping.
DickBit 060 - Cock-a-doodle-doo: Knock knock, who‘s there? It‘s the inglorious wolf of wallmouth peeking into your world! Disguising the identity is half the thrill. Dick-lickin-good!
DickBit 061 - Rubberband Man: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s a coiled dick wrapped with rubber bands, scaring his victims with his twisted sadistic addiction. If this is the modern villain, who is the hero?
DickBit 062 - Long Ball Larry: This bald knob head is desperately trying to curb his exhibitionism. Innocently flexing his pants tent is just the beginning. Watch out for his DM!
DickBit 063 - Helicockter 3000: Wow! Highly mobile and versatile, the new model of the traditional sperminator is ideal for complex manoeuvres that require precision and speed. But wait! There is more. If you call now you get a free testicle air freshener for your car with your order.
DickBit 064 - Balloon Penis: Balloon Penis (from the series "DickBits"): The reflective stainless steel surface of the ‘Balloon Penis’ means that as we view the sculpture we simultaneously view ourselves. It is a reflection of our own society, a social commentary and critique of our obsession with sex and desire and the inner dick in all of us.
DickBit 065 - Billy the Dickslinger: The fastest love gun drawer in the whole goddamn state of Wyoming. By the time his rivals have pulled out their cannons, Billy has already unloaded his whole revolver.
DickBit 066 - Peenocchio: Pinocchio’s unholy twin is a grower, a shower and a coke blower. Geppetto’s dark wooden secret is following every temptation, guided by evil conscience and a dark wicked spell.
DickBit 067 - Corpus Cavernosum: A viral approach to dick pic sending: publishing a human anatomy book and distributing it to medical students nationwide. It even includes detailed cross-sections and x-rays. Now that is true intimacy!
DickBit 068 - Seaman Semen: The naughty nautic likes to sail close to the wind, taking out and sunbathing ‘el capitano’ along the shores of his local fishing harbour. His resemblance to the cubist maestro Don Pablo is uncanny . Ayay-ay!
DickBit 069 - Satanic Warhammer: The desire from hellfire loves diabolic surprises. A real bad boy spreading the flames of his little lucifer, poisoning the innocent iclouds of pure angels. This is the old tale of the ‘DM with the devil’. The burning sinner deserves to carry the honour of DickBit number 69, the root of evil.
Dawn of DickBits: After a long erogenous space odyssey, the meat monolith touches down on planet opensea in the year of 2021. Surrounded by bored apes, punks and other (de)generative creatures, the monolith rings the dawn of a revolution. The mystical object leaves the planet perplexed and intrigued by its presence.
DickBit 071 - Arc de Triomphe: The unwanted snapshot of the self-declared “best arch of your life” has been peer reviewed and analysed by artists, architects and mathematicians from leading universities worldwide. All experts have agreed that the arch is sculpture worthy. This is the building plan for the monumental redesign of "L'Arc de Triomphe" which will be inaugurated by the Ministry for Extraordinary Cocks next year.
DickBit 072 - Dick Shtick: Cheers, here is a holiday postcard from Kyle, tanning his tallywacker at his favorite nudist beach in Ibiza. If you are rolling with Kyle, you have to be fun, c’mon just do it babe! Kyle’s a nice guy. He also likes Jack Daniels tank tops, “only god can judge me”- tattoos and anabolica-infused vodka red bull.
DickBit 073 - Red Stallion DB 73: This hot wheel drives on stick shift. The luxurious Italian stallion loves speed, finishing the race before it has even started. With its sleek, aerodynamic body with a sharpened tip, two heavy back wheels and a hybrid engine running on testosterone and insecurity, this innovative prototype is set to take the Geneva Wiener Show by storm.
DickBit 074 - Eric in Skinshorts: The shorter the grass the taller the tree. The clean butter shave is risky business, coming with the sack cuts and itchy balls. Nevertheless, the skinshorts aesthetic has emerged into a neo-classical favorite among dick pic connoisseurs more recently.
DickBit 075 - Wank-A-Mole: An arcadic arcade game reimagined in your DMs. Wild schlongs pop up randomly out of nowhere. Points are scored by blocking, archiving or reporting each dick when it appears. The faster the reaction, the higher the score.
DickBit 076 - Slim Jim: This Jimmy is thin, agile and silky smooth. A domestic reptile with luxurious snake foreskin. Cold blooded and poisonous it attacks its prey in its protected habitat. Slim hunts by night and plays Unreal Tournament during the day.
DickBit 077 - Jack Wolfforeskin: Like a human compass, this piece of gear always points to north. A functional hiking stick to survive in the wild, occasionally flashing its fully extended length to mother nature (amongst others). At night Jack likes it warm and cozy, covered in a pants tent in a tent.
DickBit 078 - Hungry Snake: As the hungry snake follows fresh contact inboxes in his area, it continually grows longer and longer. The player loses when his snake runs into clear personal borders or when it is consuming itself. The longer the worm, the harder it is to navigate freely.
DickBit 079 - Smells Like Peen Spirit: This old pecker is desperately swimming after the big bucks since his unsolicited penis pic made it into a famous DickBit artwork! Lost in the nirvana, trying to reclaim the rights to his dick, proving his shlongness in court - whilst realising that his online harassment was the actual felony.
DickBit 080 - Protein Submarine: This hostile submarine just surfaced in the deep sea of DM nudes and chatroulette beatles! To which dirty Lennon belongs this floating Johnny?
DickBit 081 - Nocturnal Animal: The dudes are not what they seem! What appears to be just a harmless new acquaintance turns out to be a vessel of an evil phallic spell, activated through lonely evenings and erotic frustration. What starts as a friendly conversation turns into a forceful attack of unilateral lust and sexual desire.
DickBit 082 - Damien’s Thirst: The latest series by British shooting star artist “Thirsty Big D” merges both his long time fascination with colour spots and formaldehyde body parts. The resulting dick paintings explore the complex relationships between art, money and cocks. The chosen colours symbolise the diversity and heterogeneity of sexual orientation and genitalia shapes and sizes.
DickBit 083 - Hapoona Macocka: Sinba definitely wants to feel the love tonight, professionally staging the presentation of his lion king. Fingers crossed Nala is into dick pics (and half-brothers…).
DickBit 084 - RoboCock: This feared cyborg guards over the soulless and devastated digital graveyard of deleted dick pics, blocked contacts and reported social media offenders, enforcing the law of big Zuck. However, RoboCock has a dark past which has been erased from his memory by the big corporations: He himself used to be an unsolicited Sperminator!
DickBit 085 - Panty Pimmel: The secret keeper enjoys the soft and delicate things in life. Playing with the fluidity of gender is a trending movement in the contemporary dick pic scene. The recipient of this panty pimmel was in for an extravagant gender reveal without asking for it.
DickBit 086 - Gonzo Stronzo: High on a cocktail of viagra, mescaline, acid, 2 bottles of tequila and a couple of cheap poppers, its fear and loathing in your inbox when the blue Chevrolet Impaler pulls out.
DickBit 087 - Buttered Cocporn: The old “penis in the popcorn” is a classic act of masterful phallus camouflaging, a proven technique of tricking your prey to a meaty surprise. The unexpected opening of a dick pic is the digitalisation of this ancient dating tradition, transformed from the cinema seat to the Sunday night unwinding with Netflix.
DickBit 088 - Polkacocks: The result of a filthy gain-of-function hybrid between Kusama and your favourite hentai fetish. This bizarre Japanese mutant has both tentacles and testicles, making it a complex creature to pleasure.
DickBit 089 - Cockzilla: The king of monsters strikes back. Cockzilla is an enormous, destructive, prehistoric phallic monster awakened and fuelled by ghosted DM messages and sexual frustration. While most other monsters are gender neutral, this catastrophe clearly comes from one end of the chromosome spectrum.
DickBit 090 - NY WANKEE: You better run home when the meat bat hits, because these softballs always jump to third base directly. The old rivalry between the NY Wankees and the Boston Red Cocks is boiling up again since recent allegations of dick pic black-mailings and fake digital collectible Ponzi schemes.
DickBit 091 - Missionary Impossible: This brave DB agent just accomplished the coup of the century, just to snap a world-class sausage jpeg that cuts through the noise of dick mediocrity. The dazzling spy manoeuvre is based on a true story which might leave many in the audience puzzled, questioning our entire human existence.
DickBit 092 - Pierced Brosnan: One ring to rule them all! The good old prince albert piercing is a delightful seduction, a bait to increased sexual gratification and open-minded inter-human experience. A form of self-expression that communicates much more than words could ever tell.
DickBit 093 - Martin Mangina: Surprise surprise, German sausage that's my size! The good puberty-favorite act of penis tucking is an essential manoeuvre in every dating scamer‘s toolbox. Executed with impeccable technique, the Mangina yields convincing pictures that even trick the most knowledgeable connoisseur.
DickBit 094 - Hell’s Butcher: Haunting you in your worst nightmares, the blood drenched butcher has just escaped from DickBit mental institution. After a forced lobotomy removing parts of his prefrontal cortex, he is no longer able to sense empathy or personal boundaries. It also sparked an unstoppable urge in him to splatter his social media contacts with gory dick pics!
DickBit 095 - ACAB (All Cocks Are Bastards): The anonymous sex hooligan throws his phallic cocktail right into surrounding innocent inboxes. The social media government doesn‘t even bother to send police patrols.
DickBit 96 - Sickmund Freud: A clear case of compulsive phallic fixation expressed through the superego. Psychoanalysis and sexual therapy shows little impact on this knobhead's nymphomanic desire. In every Rorschach test, the patient sees female body shapes triggering obsessive dick emissions.
DickBit 097 - Masked Doucheboy: Lil’ doucheboy has discovered the perfect dick pic crime: sending a face veiled picture under the false pretense of medical safety in the shower. Unfortunately, the presence of the showerhead next to his little knobhead gives a very accurate sense of scale.
DickBit 098 - Free Willy: Bored and depressed from life in tight boxer brief captivation, only performing the Willy Show for one loyal spectator, Willy wants to escape. Willy seeks freedom and admiration across the deep world wide web. With the help of an orphaned smartphone, Willy finally breaks free, jumping right into an ocean of unsuspecting inboxes.
DickBit 099 - Gardener Of Eden: Lurking behind the bushes, peeking inside the bedroom window, finding reasons to come by for extra poolside cleaning sessions, the pervert gardener is waiting to plant the magic seed of seduction into the dry and fallow field of his mistress.
DickBit 100 - Ultimate Pleasure Swiper: The Russian Roulette of online dating. The choice of schlongs in all their diversity of shapes and expressions. A hard job to decide amongst the Locked Meatvault, the Old-Man’s Blood Sausage, the DNA Catapult or the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Or maybe you fancy something more wild & animalistic instead?